11 Jokes You Can't Tell Your Girlfriend
Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Q. Why did God create woman?
A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Phone her.
Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it!
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A. A man to show her how to work it.
Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
You know that's funny!
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